English to Russian Medical Medical: Pharmaceuticals

So a drug is anything [LAUGH] that you have to consider a drug is anything that
can mitigate, cure, treat, prevent A, an illness or a disease in an animal or a human. If I'm Cialis, I have a bathtub. Well that's, I know. [LAUGH] Right, and if you are, if you are. If you are the. [LAUGH] All I can think of is the *nut cereal*. And do you guys ever see the Honey Nut Cheerios, how we lower your cholesterol? Yeah. That got a warning letter. Thank goodness. It got a warning letter. Because that is acting as, well, you know, you think the cereal's not a drug. But the cereal is saying I help prevent, I help reduce your cholesterol. So, it is saying that it now treats. And because it treats, it is now a drug, and it has violated the way that you can promote, because it doesn't have substantial evidence to say that, and it received a warning letter.