English to Chinese Art/Literary

4.Handover
You've chosen like a pro, so don't blow it by giving her the gear at the wrong time. Girls are suckers for a bit of romancing, so it should be just the two of you－never in front of her dad, husband or the other 15,000 behind the goal. Pour some Champagne and tell her how gorgeous she's going to look－you might get an immediate viewing. Finally, without wishing to piss on her parade－a niche taste at the best of times－do keep the receipt safe. She can always swap it...but hopefully not for extra-large grey thermals.